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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:45 pm

ReverendKain wrote:
*grabs a parrot and a plunger*

Close? Neutral

Nope, think pop culture or a literature reference. Think mystery series, think something for once in your life!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:49 pm

Okay, I'll give you one more clue, which is all the clues:

1. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find it. Call on Sherlock Holmes.

2. To-to-to-be or not to-to-to-be. That is the question.

3. I'm Blackbeard the pirate and I've buried my treasure where dead men guard it ever. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o' rum!

4. I shot an arrow as a test, a hundred paces shot it west.

5. You know my methods, Watson. Three Severns (sic) lead to thirteen.

6. Look under the stones beyond the bones for the box that has no locks.

7. I never give a sucker an even break, and that's a lead pipe cinch. Ha-ha-ha!

What am I looking for and from where did I get these?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:07 pm

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but never, ever pick your friends nose. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:14 pm

Persistence pays off. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:37 am

If you start a stupid daily advice thread. . .you should probably update it more than once a month.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:39 am

You got that right. Razz Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:31 pm

rampant diarrea and gas sucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:35 am

If you ever have to shave your back hair. . .(and yes I AM talking about you). . .be sure to use the dull razor. . .the more it hurts, the better it feels. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:40 am

I logged into Facebook, and the first thing I saw was a guy's hairy back. Even his bum. I now have one less friend on Facebook.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:44 am

jaredofmo wrote:
I logged into Facebook, and the first thing I saw was a guy's hairy back. Even his bum. I now have one less friend on Facebook.

Ahh the wonders of social networking. . .actually I was getting friend requests from users with topless woman as their profile picture. . .strange. . .not that it was all bad. . .did you miss the topless part?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:07 pm

Never snort cheese doodles.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:14 am

Never blow your nose in another man's kleenex.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:21 am

timewarrior wrote:
Never blow your nose in another man's kleenex.
What if he gives it to you?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:00 am

jaredofmo wrote:
timewarrior wrote:
Never blow your nose in another man's kleenex.
What if he gives it to you?

Then you shall be flogged for accepting such contraband and he shall be executed for engaging in biological warfare.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:40 pm

Toe fungus makes an excellent salad dressing. . .as does intersteller space snot.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:47 pm

timewarrior wrote:
Toe fungus makes an excellent salad dressing. . .as does intersteller space snot.
Excuse me whilst I vomit...
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:10 am

jaredofmo wrote:
timewarrior wrote:
Toe fungus makes an excellent salad dressing. . .as does intersteller space snot.
Excuse me whilst I vomit...

Vomit is a good laxative. . .just so you know.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:53 pm

Asking the Timewarrior questions keeps him from comitting genocide on the nation's balloon doggies!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:05 am

Go ahead, those things creep me the heck out.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:32 pm

It's not supposed to look like that. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sun May 08, 2011 11:41 pm

Never, ever, stick THAT into THERE without first reading the manual.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:00 am

Boogers can be used as a natural adhesive. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:00 am

timewarrior wrote:
Boogers can be used as a natural adhesive. . .


Straight from the pick or chewed for a bit?


White bread rolled into a ball can be used an eraser! Enjoy! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:30 am

workstinx wrote:
timewarrior wrote:
Boogers can be used as a natural adhesive. . .


Straight from the pick or chewed for a bit?


White bread rolled into a ball can be used an eraser! Enjoy! Smile

This is not the Ask the Timewarrior thread. . .this is the daily advice from the Timewarrior thread. . .Furthermore, this is not the advice from workstinx thread. . .you want to give advice you go make your own thread. . .

so now boys and girls. . .for today's advice, from the TIMEWARRIOR. . .

Never ever horn in on a rabid Timewarrior's territory!


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