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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:31 pm

Montezuma's revenge sucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:28 pm

Wow! This thread has reached a 100 replies!!!!!!!! Sweet! NOw for today's advice:

Never french kiss an electric socket unless you're really looking for a good buzz.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:23 pm

She never called me again.....
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:10 am

Never get the cajun chicken wings at Hooters. . .stick with bbq or 3-mile
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:43 am

I have a blocked nose, what do I do?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:36 am

Doctor Who Freak wrote:
I have a blocked nose, what do I do?

Put vapour rub on your feet, put some socks on and go to bed. It honestly works. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:48 am

Scary wrote:
Doctor Who Freak wrote:
I have a blocked nose, what do I do?

Put vapour rub on your feet, put some socks on and go to bed. It honestly works. Smile
Damnit, now I have a headache! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:54 am

Doctor Who Freak wrote:
Scary wrote:
Doctor Who Freak wrote:
I have a blocked nose, what do I do?

Put vapour rub on your feet, put some socks on and go to bed. It honestly works. Smile
Damnit, now I have a headache! Laughing

The vapour rub will clear your nose, thus allowing the sufficient amount of oxygen to your brain, avoiding said headache. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:55 am

vapour rub on your feet...?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:59 am

CGren123 wrote:
vapour rub on your feet...?

It genuinely works, I've tried it many times. I don't know how... It just works. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pm

Oranges are orange.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:27 pm

Campion wrote:
Oranges are orange.

This message is not timewarrior approved. everyone knows that oranges are actually an off orange color with a dash of light orange specks. so there.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:30 pm

Disco Inferno had orange tights.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:29 pm

bret_owen99 wrote:
Disco Inferno had orange tights.

Your point?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:55 am

Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah......
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:04 am

bret_owen99 wrote:
Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah......

Disco is dead. I killed it.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:35 am

Vampiro is dead, or at least he looks dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:11 pm

Death is alive and living in Swansea.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:01 pm

Death brought the Salmon Mousse.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:09 pm

Death is on Facebook as Ivon Tussledorn
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:23 pm

timewarrior what advise do you give to a person who is too happy?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:28 am

If one of them dinosaurs that roamed the Earth 70 million years ago died, and its body rotted. The ground began to build layer after layer after layer to 5,986 feet over the carcass, a drill bit, drilling a well, on a wildcat venture, bores through this decayed carcass, what will the PH be of the soil be that's contained in the core of the drill bit and what is the name of the layer of dirt the carcass is in? afro
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:39 am

greenk9 wrote:
timewarrior what advise do you give to a person who is too happy?

I don't know what Timewarrior will say, but I would say, shut the *beep* up and enjoy it. Some people suffer from depression, and even when they are happy, they hate it, because they know it will end and everything will go back to the way things normally are.

Too Happy=Too much money. Just my opinion.

This message is not endorsed or supplied by Timewarrior (not yet anyways)
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:21 pm

er...um...o.k.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily advice by the TIMEWARRIOR   Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:18 am

Hey timewarrior. Remember me. I was doctorwhorules. And I am back.
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